I know what you’re thinking right about now: “Okay…enough with the pineapples. Ha ha. It was sort of silly. Let’s move on.”
Sorry. I can’t go for that. No can do.
Our commitment to the “Where’s that at?” Pineapple Sequence is as serious as a heart attack. Which is something you would never get if you just ate pineapples.
In any case, if I were you, I’d hunker down and mentally prepare for at least weeks — if not months — of additional Pineapple Sequence entries. Because these things are EVERYWHERE…: